AISubs v3.7
- Yamamatsu Takano. - Shibata.
- Hajime Yuto. - Hey, hey, I'm Yuto.
Yeah!
Do you remember the thing I've been using for a month?
In this group of people with a lot of crosses,
I'm sure you remember that cross.
If you're...
Who the heck are you?!
- You're so funny. - You're funny, but you're funny, right?
It's a silverback.
I'm sure you can tell by looking at it, but it's really hard.
- It's really hard. - It's really annoying.
The silverback itself is useful.
However, if a young person like me uses it,
it can change things a little.
There are three great things about it.
- One is that you can put on weight. - Yeah.
And the other is that you can sit anywhere.
And lastly, you can put in luggage.
With a backpack and all, it's hard for an old woman.
So you can take your luggage with you and you can sit anywhere.
There are three things that an old woman would want.
But I haven't understood a single one of them.
I'm sure only those of you who've used it for a month will know.
- That's right. - Everyone who's used it for a month.
So this time, even if young people use it,
I want to make a young car that's not just a silverback that you think is useful.
I asked you all for help.
Each of you made a young car for me.
I'm going to ask Yumemaru-kun, who's the youngest young man right now,
- to make it for me. - You're going to make it for me?
- I think you'll make it for me. - I'm going to ask him to look at it.
And I'm going to ask Yumemaru-kun to bring me his favorite young car,
- which is the first young car. - I see.
- Maybe that's how Yumemaru-kun will learn about young cars. - That's right.
- Today, I hope you'll do your best and present it to me. - Okay.
Let's show it to Yumemaru-kun!
Let's young!
[Yumemaru-kun's first young car]
Let's have Yumemaru-kun, who's a young car critic, come up to the stage!
- I'm not the generation that has young cars. - No, you're not.
- You're right if you say "generation". - Oh, right.
- Young cars don't come in from men's cars. - I feel like a silverback.
- This time, you'll be playing various roles. - Yes.
- I'd like you to rank them. - Okay.
- Please look at Yumemaru-san's rating criteria. - Yes, I understand.
- Let's start with Yumemaru-san. - Yes!
- We'll get ready in a bit, so please wait for a moment. - Yes, yes.
I was waiting for you because I thought you were a bug-san.
- You said "good morning, bug-san". - Yeah.
- I got nervous. - Huh?
- You're crazy, aren't you? - Even if you don't know me, you'll call me "bug-san", right?
You're a bug-san, so stop it.
If you find wild earthworms, you'll get really excited, right?
You say things like that right away.
- Okay, we're ready. - Okay.
- Please open your eyes! - One, two...
- Bang! - Bang!
- Ooh! - Ooh!
- What?
- That's nice! - Music, start!
Wow!
It's a club!
Oh, is Eiji here?
Oh, it's young!
- This is also young! - Wow!
Oh, should I change the color of this?
It's dark.
Oh no, if I say young...
It's a club, so...
I wonder if I can become a club member anywhere.
Are you there?
Oh, that's nice!
You can play your favorite song on your computer.
That's right, that's right.
What is this?
This is...
Doesn't it look a little ugly?
This, you know?
That's why I'm hiding it in hip-hop clothes.
Hip-hop looks...
But this...
Wait, what about the electricity?
- The electricity... - Oh, it's on.
It's 30 meters away, so you can move it from home 30 meters away.
This power supply is LED, so...
If you say LED is good, you can move it as it is.
Oh, you can play music.
Yes, it's a computer, so you can play music.
- This is amazing! - This is amazing!
- The quality is high! - This is expensive.
Oh, I bought it for 500,000 yen.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Well, that's it. - Yes.
That's great.
- Let's move on to the next one. - Yes.
- Please tell us the next item. - Yes.
There were three items earlier.
You can ride it, you can put your luggage in it, and you can use it as a swing.
I simply didn't like these three.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Yes, yes, yes.
However, I don't like it as a reservation.
- It's beautiful. - Yes, yes.
- I've turned it into an album. - Oh!
- I see. - I'll bring it.
- Please. - Then, please open your eyes!
- One, two... - Hey!
- Wow! - Oh, wait, wait!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Eh? Where? - Eh?
- Wait, wait, wait! - This shape is too funny!
- I was beyond imagination! - This is cool, right?
- A silver car is sitting, luggage is entering... - It's cool!
- Cool! - Cool!
- This is cool! - This is amazing!
- Can you ride it? - I can't ride it for now.
- Look. - Ah!
- Eh? Wait a minute, this... - Yes?
- The steering wheel doesn't turn. - It doesn't turn.
- It doesn't turn at all. - It doesn't turn.
- It's too modern art. - It's too modern art for a young car.
- Can you open it? - Can you open it?
- Look. - Oh!
- This is weird. - Look.
- Oh! - Oh!
- It doesn't turn! - It doesn't turn!
- If you just go straight, it's fine... - Yes.
- But if you go deeper, the front caster starts to tilt. - It starts to tilt.
- It starts to bend on its own. - What happened to the tire?
- I cut off the tire, drilled a hole in the gasket, welded it and... - Welded?!
- Wow! - Wow!
- That was my young car. - Great job!
- Wow! - Great job!
- Let's move on to the play. - Ah, shall we?
- Are you okay? - I'm not scared at all!
- Well, I'm pretty much ready, so I'll explain it.
- Today, first of all, I actually pulled this young car this morning. - Oh!
- You worked hard. - In the rain.
- And I actually made it this far. - Yeah.
- I'd like you to evaluate this practicality. - Yeah.
- Well, if you look at it later... - Ah, okay.
- I'll go get it. - Okay.
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
- You had a really bad face. - You're thinking about it, aren't you?
- What did you drop? - Wow!
- Huh?! - What? Are you okay?
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
- He's crying! - Huh?!
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
- What?! - What?!
- What? - What?
- You okay? - What?
- Are you okay? - What?
- I'll open my eyes! - What?
- I'll open my eyes! - Are you okay?
- I'll open my eyes!
One, two...
- What? - What's happening?
- What?
- What's going on? - What?
- My young guy, this is him! - No, no!
- What did you do in the rain?! - Who's that?
What the hell are you doing?!
Did you spray powder paint?!
Dude, thank you for bringing that thing!!
I kickediros in the slope, slowly and aggressively
I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO FINISH IT!
And than...
the thing you heard was exactly the same sound as now
When I kicked it out, I only saw a kickskater's face hanging out of my right hand
Samantha forgot her placement stuff
That's incredible
[It's not over until it's over]
Why?
That's it for Shibayu's Yankers.
[It's not over until it's over]
You took a picture of it, didn't you?
[Shibayu took a picture of Yankers]
I'll send you the picture I took.
I want it.
[Shibayu sent a picture of Yankers to Shibayu]
He's too funny.
I've been using silver for a month,
so I know exactly what Yankers are going to do with it.
I made it for practical purposes.
Don't break it.
Wait a minute.
Ah!
Huh?
Here we go.
Yes.
Look up.
Here it is.
One, two...
What?
I put this first row on the bottom.
Oh!
I want you to drink it.
I'm going to eat it with a screw.
Ah!
I'll take it off for you.
It opens over there.
It's hidden in the front and it's super wide in the middle.
Oh, it's wide.
I'm a little scared.
Young doesn't have a grassan, so there's a grassan holder on it.
Yes, yes, yes.
You can carry up to two.
Like Mr. Mushi, you can put a club-like thing here and dance.
While saying club-like things, there's a weird ugly one.
Young loves YouTube.
Yes, yes.
Because you can install YouTube like this on your cell phone and watch it.
This is a mobile battery.
You can charge it with this battery.
You can also use it for navigation.
After all, Young wants to go on a date.
He's alive.
And when you get to the date place like this,
There's a spray holder here.
You can do it.
Do it before you go out of the house.
If you have a car and you're late, you'll think you're dead.
Yes.
Don't worry about that.
By turning on these two turbo switches,
You can do two things at once.
You can't move forward at all now.
Wow!
It's cool!
I didn't think you'd put this in the fourth place.
So this is what we've been thinking about.
Yes.
Let's have Ibemaru announce it in the order of third, second, and first place.
It's already decided.
It's easy to use.
Let's start with third place.
Third place is...
Let's Go!
Well, it's simple.
It looks like it's hard to use.
I can't even wear sunglasses.
Huh?
I don't usually walk.
So you're saying you can't use anything in here?
But I like the trash can.
You think it's a trash can?
Second place is...
Ryo!
I don't know if it's stability or something like that.
If it worked well as a bicycle,
It was worth it.
I'm sorry.
I don't know if it's stability or something like that.
I think it's a trash can.
I don't know if it's stability or something like that.
The first place is...
Muistan!
This is overwhelming.
I imagined this.
Young car.
I thought everyone would fight in the silver car, but it turned out like this.
Shibayu's fourth place is no longer on the table.
I like it when it's broken.
Don't drink alcohol!
So, this time, the four of us, DJ and Young car, won.
If you can't use it, you can't distribute it.
In order to prove the existence of this car in the world,
I'd like you to use it for Mr. Yumemura, who thinks it's good.
I'd like you to take this home with you.
This is pretty heavy.
I can't get in my car.
I've been walking around with this song playing all the time.
Please go home.
music...
start!
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